notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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constantly-chipper:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

True story though

I need advice.

So I want to do something special for my boyfriend to show him how much I appreciate everything he does for me. He’s not social so nothing big. He’s into MMA, comics, and he’s pretty nerdy. Any suggestion will help!!

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

coryy:

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.

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VERY IMPORTANT PSA

snakes and spiders are very scary

ok the end

Tags: bye

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thefuuuucomics:

literally me

thefuuuucomics:

literally me

(Source: stfubabygirl)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

— A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

(via this--too--shall--pass)